The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.
Seven stories about twenty-somethings dodging their emotional issues with help of sudden surrealist sequences because no one in this department will let me write the religious/political fantasy novel of my dreams
Creative Writing and English, Brandeis University
Wow; honestly I would read the hell out of either of those!
how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw.
this is the best joke ever
haha…fuck you - sincerely every friendzoned guy ever
You wish - sincerely the women who are by no means obligated to sleep with you.
Jesus fucking Christ.
You all act like you have never had a crush on someone who didn’t like you back. The friend zone is an area where you feel emotionally close to someone and want to take it to the next level and they don’t for whatever reason.
It exists, and it sucks and people are allowed to vent about it. They don’t need stupid fucking snide comments about it everywhere. You’re not doing whatever you think you’re doing other than looking like an asshole.
Oh man, someones headed to the defendzone.