kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

s-p-a-n:

squigybutt:

MY HEART!!!

OH MY GODDDD

mayor-doctor-of-tardis:

These are amazing [1234]

conflictedfeelings:

beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma

BEAT THAT TUNA

tularoxy:

pros of being pansexual:

  • boys r hot
  • girls r hot
  • non-binary people are hot
  • everyone is hot
  • hot like a tater tot

cons of being pansexual:

  • why is everyone hot
  • ”are you sexually attracted to pans”
  • why is everyone hot
  • "thats not a real thing"
  • WHY IS EVERYONE HOT

tularoxy:

pros of being pansexual:

  • boys r hot
  • girls r hot
  • non-binary people are hot
  • everyone is hot
  • hot like a tater tot

cons of being pansexual:

  • why is everyone hot
  • ”are you sexually attracted to pans”
  • why is everyone hot
  • "thats not a real thing"
  • WHY IS EVERYONE HOT

time-lord-vonnegut:

Scientific method.

prinzessinfantaghiro:

AU in which everyone in Westeros makes good life choices Part1/?

electricsed:

aliceismywonderland:

haleybaley901:

justkody:

pinkcupcake123:

Jacob’s Well - Wimberley, Texas

hey kids let’s all go jump into the pits of hell

This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

People have actually died in Jacob’s Well, but not just from jumping, you’re too buoyant to really go down far.

But Jacob’s Well draws a lot of scuba divers, and some of them have gotten lost and run out of air. Some of the bodies have never even been found, because the underground river that feeds Jacob’s Well is so complex. I find that terrifying.

I’ve been there. You have to be careful because coming back up from too far and you get stuck under rocks trying to find the surface.

Wow look at that giant hole of NOPE.

buttercakesandteacafe:

somethingpointy:

somethingpointy:

somethingpointy:

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GUYS THERE IS A HEART IN MY FRIDGE, I WENT TO GO LOOK FOR SOMETHING TO SNACK ON AND I FIND A FUCKING HEART SARAN WRAPPED AND SITTING ON THE SHELF! WHY IS THERE A FUCKING HEART IN MY FRIDGE??????

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THIS ISN’T A FUCKING JOKE MAN

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THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE

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LOOK AT THE FUCKING SIZE OF THIS THING IT BLED ALL  OVER ME

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WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY I LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF SEATTLE????

SO I LOOKED IN OUR FREEZER AND…

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Run.